Dude, we lost! plus Corby Nation's imminent takeoverSo we lose to Oregon St., and play Hawaii again in the double elimination game, and they
totally pull a Kansas on us, scoring nine unanswered runs. In the grand scheme of things, to be out-Kansased is not that rare. During the mid-nineties, "Out-Kansasing" was defined as scoring more points than us in a basketball game, and if you beat us when the score was in the eighties, kudos. It happened, albeit rarely. But the Jayhawk's season is done, and congratulation boys, you did us proud. Now we'll have to make room for SM East product Carter Holt, who once got a Detroit Tigers area scout to leave a game he was pitching before he even got an out--he beaned the first four batters. So much for that.
Anyways, it appears Corby nation is the only caring member of Hawkscoop, and responsible to maintain the site, as the other editors are in Europe or doing other grander things like being cart boys at Wolf Creek. Thus, I nominate myself for best and most dashing Hawkscoop writer, and the other editors have a week to oppose this notion. They have the internet in Italy, don't they?
My greatest fear is that Troub will come back from Europe loving the Euro style of ball more than he already does. He will love the endless complaining and paper-thin constitution of the European players. Also, he will model his game after them, hitting the deck with even the slightest contact. He will be cheering for Italy and Argentina, the two floppiest and complainy-est teams in the World Cup. On a midfield header, I want Gooch to go up and crack Luca Toni's skull. I seem to be moving off track. Go Jayhawks?
KU basketball camp starts fairly soon, and I will be sure to get the scoop on some of the players then. Toodles!